After many deadly traps, harrowing escapes, and close battles with his numerous enemies, our hero — CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW — finally reaches the Fountain of Youth.

JACK forgoes the easily accessible chalice, opting instead to to dip his hands directly into the water.

He lifts his cupped hands, the fountain’s water pooled within, and slowly brings them to his lips.

JACK hesitates slightly, then:

JACK SPARROW
Right. No time like the present.

JACK drinks.

The music swells.

CUT TO:

SAN FRANCISCO — MODERN DAY — NIGHT

CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW drives a red convertible down the highway, off into the San Francisco night, and turns on the radio, which begins playing Guns N’ Roses cover of the Rolling Stones “Sympathy for the Devil”.

Fade to black. Roll credits.

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