….but I just realized that I need to start practicing my signature.

First of all, with two books coming out in the next month – and con season already started – I’m going to be signing A LOT of books soon.  Second, my name has, like, a brajillion letters in it.  And, third, my everyday signature is pretty shit.

Seriously.  It looks like what prescription pads would look like if they let chickens be doctors.

I’m open to suggestions.  Would you feel cheated if someone signed your book with just their first name and last initial?  Or just a scribble that looks like it might possibly could maybe sort of look like a name… if you squinted real hard… and maybe had a few drinks in ya?

I miss the days when you could just sign your name with an “X,”