What?  No, you can’t have my heart!  It’s in my chest!  It pumps my blood throughout my body!  I need that shit to live!

How would you like it if I started asking for your internal organs?

*Waving my hands wildly while talking in a mocking tone*  “Ooh!  Look at me!  I collect people’s body parts!  Can I have your pancreas?”

Fuckin’ weirdo.

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What do you mean “I could’ve just ‘gotten laid’?”

Dude, I’m not even tired yet.  Why would I want to lay down?

Idiot.

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