What? No, you can’t have my heart! It’s in my chest! It pumps my blood throughout my body! I need that shit to live!
How would you like it if I started asking for your internal organs?
*Waving my hands wildly while talking in a mocking tone* “Ooh! Look at me! I collect people’s body parts! Can I have your pancreas?”
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What do you mean “I could’ve just ‘gotten laid’?”
Dude, I’m not even tired yet. Why would I want to lay down?