…when I was a kid, I thought “rhesus monkeys” were actually called “racist monkeys.”
Never understood how something so cute could be hateful enough to discriminate against people based on the color of their skin.

‘Course, when they grow into adulthood, they do kinda look like some evil Nazi dicks…

And that’s a true fact.

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February 21, 2011 at 2:42 PM
Adam
See I thought they were called REECES monkeys. Like they were peanut butter filled…
February 21, 2011 at 2:44 PM
Frank Cvetkovic
Mmm… Reeces Monkeys, the most delicious of all the primates…
February 21, 2011 at 2:47 PM
Adam
RIGHT? And then it turns out, no, like all monkeys they are filled with poo.
February 21, 2011 at 2:48 PM
Frank Cvetkovic
So misleading…
February 21, 2011 at 2:50 PM
Adam
Oh well! What can you do?
February 21, 2011 at 2:49 PM
Pauly
God damn Nazi monkeys!